Tiny Violins

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi warned a young Luke Skywalker that he would “never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy” than the Mos Eisley Spaceport. Obi-Wan was wrong, of course. That place is Washington, DC, for obvious reasons. However, the scum and […]